1 00:00:02,410 --> 00:00:04,470 Welcome to the Buddy Blake Show. 2 00:00:04,690 --> 00:00:08,790 And here he is now, the star of our show, Mr. 3 00:00:09,150 --> 00:00:10,190 Buddy Blake. 4 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:14,090 How do, how do, how do, how do. 5 00:00:16,290 --> 00:00:18,110 Buddy B, Buddy B. 6 00:00:18,890 --> 00:00:23,510 Welcome to the Buddy Blake Variety Hour. Do you believe it's 1973? 7 00:00:24,030 --> 00:00:26,670 Hey, we've been on the air for seven years. 8 00:00:26,930 --> 00:00:27,930 Count them. 9 00:00:30,820 --> 00:00:31,820 Thank you. 10 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:35,060 Thank you so much. Your applause gets right here. 11 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:36,520 Or is it here? 12 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:40,780 Maybe it's heartburn. Hey, I had leftovers for lunch that kept staring at 13 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:44,700 You don't think that's funny? 14 00:00:45,140 --> 00:00:45,999 Listen to me. 15 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,660 I'm here to tell you that that is funny. Do you know how much of my jokes... How 16 00:00:48,660 --> 00:00:52,720 much more of my jokes... Wait! I did it for you! I did it for you! 17 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,840 You never did this to Pearl. 18 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:08,200 understand michael michael michael i'm here dad michael i'm here they killed me 19 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:15,000 relax they killed me i'm blind no you just had to dream again just relax here 20 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:21,380 here take peace okay take deep breaths okay take deep breaths okay what now 21 00:01:21,380 --> 00:01:27,680 a bad dream what the hell kind of doctor did you get me all these pills all 22 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,230 these pills And they can't stop a simple nightmare? 23 00:01:30,470 --> 00:01:31,470 They're just sleeping pills. 24 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:34,410 Oh, they're gonna help you, Dad. Gonna help you. Help me? 25 00:01:34,890 --> 00:01:35,890 Look at me. 26 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:36,970 Some doctor. 27 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:38,370 Thanks for nothing, Michael. 28 00:01:38,830 --> 00:01:39,830 Get away from me. 29 00:01:40,910 --> 00:01:42,050 You give me the creeps. 30 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:45,050 My throat is very dry. 31 00:01:45,310 --> 00:01:46,310 Give me some juice. 32 00:01:49,490 --> 00:01:51,430 What's the matter, Dad? You afraid the dreams might come true? 33 00:02:51,979 --> 00:02:56,080 Compadre, I have some very exciting news. Your presentation to the board, by 34 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,500 keeping the emergency room open, is tremendously effective. 35 00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:00,000 They're going to fund it for another year? 36 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,560 No, you and I are going to raise the money. You and I. 37 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,540 How are we going to do that, Norman? We're having a telethon. 38 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:10,700 I've already started the ball rolling. I booked KCDM for two weeks from Sunday 39 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:11,700 at no cost. 40 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:15,900 I know this is a big project, amigo, but if we put on a full court press, you 41 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:16,900 could pull it off. 42 00:03:17,340 --> 00:03:18,380 I can pull it off? 43 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:22,220 I'm booked on this Caribbean cruise seminar on cost accounting, but I'll be 44 00:03:22,220 --> 00:03:23,360 in time for the telethon itself. 45 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:25,620 Congratulations, compadre. 46 00:03:26,260 --> 00:03:27,640 I'll send you a postcard, Mark. 47 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Thanks. 48 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,980 Jack, I can't thank you enough for stage managing this affair. 49 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:39,240 Come on, no sweat. 50 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,760 I had to do this once in high school. It's kind of fun. 51 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:44,840 I got Phil covered for me at the hospital, so... Oh! 52 00:03:45,260 --> 00:03:46,660 That does not belong there! 53 00:03:47,470 --> 00:03:50,370 Okay, and you're going to coordinate the talent, right, Dolores? 54 00:03:50,590 --> 00:03:53,670 Well, if you can call them that. Where did you get these people from? 55 00:03:54,530 --> 00:03:55,810 Carlo, the cavorting camp. 56 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,130 So we've got to be grateful for what we can get. 57 00:03:59,410 --> 00:04:02,570 Need I remind you guys, if we don't raise at least $100 ,000 during that 24 58 00:04:02,570 --> 00:04:05,010 hours, we close the emergency room doors. 59 00:04:05,350 --> 00:04:06,350 I'm on the case. 60 00:04:07,050 --> 00:04:11,150 I've got to ask you something. Why did you get this guy, Buddy Blake, to host 61 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:12,650 this thing? I mean, who remembers him? 62 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,060 Jack, the man's a TV legend. 63 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:19,579 He was number one on television from the late 60s through to the early 70s. 64 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:23,060 You know, they used to call him Mr. Boob Tube. But in those days, it was a 65 00:04:23,060 --> 00:04:24,140 compliment. Who cares? 66 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,180 Hey, guys, the band goes to the left, all right? 67 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:29,600 Yeah, look, I'm sorry I'm late. 68 00:04:29,820 --> 00:04:31,140 Well, it's all right. I need you. 69 00:04:31,820 --> 00:04:35,040 You know what's really got me excited is we've got almost all the old crew 70 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:38,680 together. We've got his old sidekick, Hank Mallory. We've got the two writers, 71 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:41,200 Monty and Sarah Emerson, all coming together. 72 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:42,440 Oh, that is great. 73 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:45,900 I can't believe it. Buddy Blake is right here. 74 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,240 This is the welcoming committee of Governor Hammer? 75 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:51,360 Hank, Monty, Sarah, where are they? I don't know, Dad. I thought they'd be 76 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,360 by now. Oh, you thought. I thought I smelled something burning. 77 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,720 Why don't we hire somebody to do your thing for you, and then we'll know it'll 78 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:57,720 be done properly. 79 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:01,800 Uh, Mr. Blake? That's me. I'm Dr. Mark Sloan from Community General. I cannot 80 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,560 tell you what an honor it is to finally meet you. Well, try, try. 81 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:05,959 Excuse me? 82 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,700 Hey, Doctor, you know what you're gonna do? Call me Buddy. 83 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:10,420 All right. Buddy? 84 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:11,760 I'd like to meet my son. 85 00:05:12,140 --> 00:05:13,340 Steve. Oh, it's a pleasure. 86 00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:14,740 Dr. Sloan. 87 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:20,160 It's good to see you. How are you? Do you know that I was this man's teacher 88 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,160 med school? 89 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:24,080 Very, very promising student who shouldn't have dropped out, by the way. 90 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:25,420 I've heard this before. 91 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:26,680 Ann. 92 00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:28,500 You must be Mrs. Blake. 93 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,560 Oh, please call me Marcy. 94 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,080 What are you waiting for, idiot boy? 95 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:33,780 Take this stuff to the dressing room. 96 00:05:34,140 --> 00:05:38,180 Marcy. May I call you Marcy? Could you get me some tea? It isn't going to make 97 00:05:38,180 --> 00:05:39,780 me throw up. Go, go, go. 98 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:41,680 Well. 99 00:05:41,790 --> 00:05:45,450 Folks, let's get this show on the road, shall we? This way, Mr. Blake. I'm going 100 00:05:45,450 --> 00:05:47,230 to put up Dolores. Oh, good. Thanks. 101 00:05:47,990 --> 00:05:49,210 Mr. Blake. Yes. 102 00:05:49,730 --> 00:05:50,569 Jack Stewart. 103 00:05:50,570 --> 00:05:53,610 I'm a huge fan of yours. Well, I'm a stage manager. 104 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:56,270 What about Crazy House? 105 00:05:56,530 --> 00:05:58,570 Good. How about take it from the slab? 106 00:05:58,950 --> 00:06:00,110 Oh, Hank. 107 00:06:00,390 --> 00:06:02,290 Hank Mallory, you old bag of bones. 108 00:06:02,670 --> 00:06:05,750 God's been good to you. You're still breathing. Oh, buddy. 109 00:06:06,910 --> 00:06:11,090 No. No, no, no. You're supposed to say how happy you are to see me. 110 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,200 This is the best check I've been out in the whole business. Look at this guy. 111 00:06:14,380 --> 00:06:17,440 You give this guy a kick in the butt, he takes it better than anybody. 112 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:18,700 The best. 113 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:22,580 Whoa, look what the cat dragged in. My two favorite writers. 114 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:24,480 Arthur. Arthur. 115 00:06:25,140 --> 00:06:26,880 Never wrote a joke I didn't have to fix. 116 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:30,580 Correct me if I'm wrong, are you still both happily divorced? 117 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:33,140 I guess that does it for hello, eh, buddy? 118 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,100 Yeah, we're still divorced, buddy. Hey, bingo. 119 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:39,780 In case you're interested, Monty and I haven't seen each other in years. 120 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,100 Tell you the truth, I'm not that interested. 121 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:43,860 Okay, the reunion is over. 122 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:48,260 Children, everybody, in my dressing room. I need Washington jokes, Bill and 123 00:06:48,260 --> 00:06:52,520 Hillary jokes. I want them put into the Robin Hood sketch. And no pun, or you're 124 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:53,520 dead meat. 125 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:58,280 Doc, get my lunch, will you please? No oil, no salt, no taste. My job, grin and 126 00:06:58,280 --> 00:06:59,720 bear it. Your job, go fetch it. 127 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,160 All right, Doc, go. 128 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,600 Fetch. The fetching duck. 129 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:08,700 I'm back, Mark. 130 00:07:08,890 --> 00:07:10,450 Oh, hello, Norman. How was your cruise? 131 00:07:10,810 --> 00:07:12,310 Buddy Blake did the best he could do. 132 00:07:13,050 --> 00:07:16,670 There are a lot of people who remember and love Buddy Blake. It'll work fine. 133 00:07:16,930 --> 00:07:18,230 Fine. I'm calling Jerry Lewis. 134 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:28,670 And now, here is your host for the first annual Community General Emergency Room 135 00:07:28,670 --> 00:07:30,350 Telethon, Mr. 136 00:07:30,590 --> 00:07:32,890 Boat Tube, Buddy Blake! 137 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:45,010 How do, how do? 138 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:48,290 How dee -dee -dee -dee -doo. It's me, Buddy B. 139 00:07:48,610 --> 00:07:54,590 I cannot tell you how wonderful it is for me to be here in Vegas. 140 00:07:55,150 --> 00:07:56,150 Wait. 141 00:07:56,550 --> 00:07:57,550 Wrong jacket. 142 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:00,130 Oh, 143 00:08:00,410 --> 00:08:05,510 I know. I know you're thinking what a warm and funny guy this Buddy Blake is. 144 00:08:05,670 --> 00:08:07,990 And if you're not, why aren't you? 145 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:12,210 Hey, you know when my good friend Dr. Mark Sloan... 146 00:08:12,570 --> 00:08:16,110 called me and asked me to do this telethon, I had one question for the 147 00:08:16,110 --> 00:08:17,930 doctor. When do you want me? 148 00:08:18,470 --> 00:08:19,610 And here I am. 149 00:08:20,690 --> 00:08:21,690 Thank you. 150 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:23,110 Okay. 151 00:08:23,630 --> 00:08:28,130 Before we get this stuffing going, the stuffing going, I've got it going now. 152 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:33,549 Before we get things started, I want every one of you wonderful people out 153 00:08:33,549 --> 00:08:38,710 in television land to call up and make a generous pledge because this time 154 00:08:38,710 --> 00:08:42,299 tomorrow night, We have got to raise $100 ,000! 155 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,220 And women as well! 156 00:08:44,780 --> 00:08:48,020 And remember, I know where you live! 157 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:56,200 Okay, it gives me great pleasure to bring you the auntie of Carlo, the 158 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,420 cavorting cavo! 159 00:08:57,660 --> 00:08:58,660 Let's hear it! 160 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:00,060 All right! 161 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:05,620 Oh, what a... Careful with that nose. 162 00:09:18,359 --> 00:09:19,359 Enjoy. Dad, 163 00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:28,060 Dad, can I talk to you for a second? You moron. 164 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:29,840 We're going to chip in and get you a brain. 165 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:32,080 How dare you book me in with my show? 166 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,400 Don't shush me. 167 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:36,500 Don't shush me. I'll turn you into a doormat and I'll wipe my feet off on 168 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:37,660 You think you're a man? 169 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,080 You're a useless parasite. 170 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:41,920 Look, I'm through being your whipping boy. 171 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:42,959 Oh, really? 172 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,640 What are you going to become, a doctor? 173 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,300 A mean, self -centered old has -been. And you're lucky to be here. 174 00:09:50,180 --> 00:09:51,400 Don't you walk away from me. 175 00:09:52,140 --> 00:09:53,140 I just did. 176 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:06,580 No one's answering the phone. 177 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,240 They're not ringing. 178 00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:09,740 Exactly. 179 00:10:11,220 --> 00:10:12,220 Where's Jerry Lewis? 180 00:10:12,660 --> 00:10:13,660 I left a message. 181 00:10:15,860 --> 00:10:16,860 He'll pick up, Ronald. 182 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:21,900 How's it going? 183 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,320 Well, unless it's on Phil, then Buddy and his Robin Hood sketch is up next. 184 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:26,640 No, he's up now. 185 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:29,020 Clear. Some of us are working. Finally. 186 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:30,640 We're working. 187 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:34,260 We're working. Clear, clear. Where the hell is that idiot son of mine? He's 188 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:36,140 needed for brain surgery in my dressing room immediately. 189 00:10:36,380 --> 00:10:37,560 I can't find my hairpiece. 190 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:39,240 I can't work like this. 191 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,020 Somebody has to solve. 192 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,360 You. I'll get ready. You solve. 193 00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:44,920 Get out of my way. 194 00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:49,920 No. Oh, no, sir. No, hey, guy. Wait. No. 195 00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:55,460 What? 196 00:10:55,980 --> 00:10:59,060 Hello there. I'm Dr. 197 00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:00,380 Mark Sloan. 198 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:01,750 the camera, Doc. 199 00:11:01,930 --> 00:11:02,930 Oh. 200 00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:05,930 Talk. 201 00:11:06,390 --> 00:11:10,790 I'd like to talk to you about the importance of our emergency room 202 00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:16,710 You know, emergency room service is a medical service that's available to 203 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:21,630 very few people at this moment because so many of our emergency rooms around 204 00:11:21,630 --> 00:11:28,570 city have closed, and it's very important that we keep this one open. 205 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,360 Dad? Oh, very funny. 206 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,300 What's the matter? What's the matter? 207 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:49,060 And I can assure you, if you have never seen this sketch, you all are in for a 208 00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:50,060 real treat. 209 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:53,680 It's what I would call a classic TV sketch. 210 00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:57,600 Some of you are probably, a lot of you are probably too young to have ever seen 211 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:01,080 it, so get out your... Oh, here comes Buddy. I mean, Bobby. 212 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,400 Call an ambulance. 213 00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:39,260 I'm sorry. 214 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,500 Buddy, the order was punctured. We didn't make it. 215 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,860 We did everything we could. 216 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:46,560 I know it's a shock. 217 00:12:47,340 --> 00:12:48,340 Mrs. 218 00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:50,620 Blake, my deepest sympathy. 219 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,200 Where's the phone? 220 00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:53,970 It's down the hall. 221 00:12:57,290 --> 00:12:59,030 But he was such a wonderful guy. 222 00:12:59,990 --> 00:13:01,190 A real humanitarian. 223 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,470 He was an original talent. 224 00:13:04,210 --> 00:13:06,490 There'll never be another one like him. Never. 225 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,090 Excuse me, Dad. 226 00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:10,270 Could I speak to you for a minute, please? 227 00:13:10,470 --> 00:13:11,470 Excuse me a moment. 228 00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:16,250 Where's Michael Blaine? 229 00:13:16,790 --> 00:13:18,050 He's down the hall. Why? 230 00:13:20,449 --> 00:13:22,430 I'm here to arrest him for the murder of his father. 231 00:13:23,210 --> 00:13:24,210 Michael? 232 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,770 I know Michael. He didn't kill his dad. 233 00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:29,510 Dad, I've got my doubts, too, but look at the evidence. 234 00:13:30,130 --> 00:13:31,590 I saw him fight with his father. 235 00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:35,610 He was alone in the dressing room with him. Buddy Blake ends up with a knife in 236 00:13:35,610 --> 00:13:37,270 his back, and Michael's got blood on his hands. 237 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,290 D .A. says that's all we need. 238 00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:43,270 Give me a moment with him, I am. 239 00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:44,830 Go ahead. 240 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,320 But he wasn't always so terrible, you know? 241 00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:03,660 Well, difficult, sir, and bad -tempered. 242 00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:10,320 But in the old days, you know, when his show was on, there were times... 243 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:15,800 Oh, I wish I hadn't have said those things to him. 244 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,140 I called him a has -been. 245 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:24,040 Oh, I know that hurt him. 246 00:14:29,740 --> 00:14:31,720 I guess I loved him in spite of himself. 247 00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:39,860 Michael, I hate to have to tell you this. 248 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,700 The police think that you killed your father. 249 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:46,940 Oh, they don't really believe that. 250 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,400 I'm afraid they do. 251 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,800 You don't believe that, do you? 252 00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:53,180 No. 253 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:57,940 What am I going to do, Mark? 254 00:15:00,590 --> 00:15:01,710 I don't know. Maybe I can help. 255 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:04,910 Do you know anyone who might want to kill Buddy? 256 00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:10,110 Yeah, sure. Any one of those four down there waiting and pretending to grieve. 257 00:15:10,630 --> 00:15:11,650 They all hated that. 258 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:14,990 Do you know exactly why? 259 00:15:16,710 --> 00:15:19,470 Yeah. It's all that dirt I did in printing my book. 260 00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:25,810 It takes time. 261 00:15:26,370 --> 00:15:27,370 Mr. 262 00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:31,100 Blake? I'm afraid I'm going to have to place you under arrest for the murder of 263 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,100 your father. 264 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:33,560 Greetings, Mr. Ryan. 265 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,560 You have the right to remain silent. 266 00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:38,960 Michael didn't kill his father. 267 00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:43,260 Yeah, I can't believe it either. But right now, all the evidence points to 268 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,020 I had no choice but to arrest him. 269 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,940 I think one of those four people killed Buddy Blake. 270 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:50,960 That's going to be very hard to prove. 271 00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:54,080 No trouble is with Buddy gone. They're all going to leave town. 272 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:55,700 I can't stop them. 273 00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:58,040 I'll see you back at the studio. All right. 274 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:06,540 As you know, Buddy Blake was just rushed to Community General's emergency room. 275 00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:10,780 Our thoughts and prayers are for his full recovery. 276 00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:16,480 This tragedy just points out the importance of our emergency room 277 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:19,140 What if we were closed today? 278 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:22,400 Buddy Blake may not have survived. 279 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,080 And so we could... 280 00:16:36,099 --> 00:16:42,220 Unfortunately, even the valiant efforts of our emergency room crew could not... 281 00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:48,940 Buddy Blake did not survive. He passed away a few 282 00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:49,940 moments ago. 283 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:56,500 As shocking as this is, and what could be more shocking than the untimely 284 00:16:56,500 --> 00:17:03,040 of a truly great man, let us remember that Buddy Blake's last wish... 285 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:07,839 was to raise as much money as possible for the hospital he loved, Community 286 00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:13,099 General. So we will continue on with our telethon, but just one reason, Buddy 287 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,619 Blake would want it that way. 288 00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:16,880 Yes, and now, 289 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:19,119 thank you. 290 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:24,920 And now, how about a nice welcome for a wonderful pair of ballroom dancers, 291 00:17:25,339 --> 00:17:28,180 Marvin and Maxine. Let's hear it, come on. 292 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:29,700 Marvin and Maxine. 293 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,510 I know how upset you all must be. 294 00:17:49,430 --> 00:17:52,970 But I also know you all came down here out of your great love for Buddy. 295 00:17:53,510 --> 00:17:57,990 So I'm asking you to see this telethon through in Buddy's memory. 296 00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:03,370 I can't get a plane out till tomorrow anyway. 297 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,570 Monty and I used to do an act together. 298 00:18:08,110 --> 00:18:09,130 Do you remember it, honey? 299 00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:11,130 Sure, sure, we could do that. 300 00:18:11,930 --> 00:18:14,550 I was rehearsing some bits Buddy would have loved. 301 00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:16,780 I'll stay. 302 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,120 Thank you. 303 00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:21,260 Thank you all. 304 00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:31,540 Let me tell you something. 305 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:32,820 I think Steve is right. 306 00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:36,300 How are you going to prove that one of those four people killed Buddy? I don't 307 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,300 know yet. 308 00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:41,880 How's it going out there? Ever since Buddy got killed, we shot up to 27 ,000. 309 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:45,660 But after that, he just died. I'm telling you, somebody's got to front 310 00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:49,420 thing. Where's Briggs? He's lying in the back with an ice pack on his head. Huh? 311 00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:51,120 He's fine. He's nervous. 312 00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:56,260 Dad, Elvis has left the building and Dolores can't find him anywhere. Great. 313 00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:58,620 Steve, my boy. 314 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,520 What do you want? 315 00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:04,060 Do you remember mentioning that you'd do anything to help out? 316 00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:08,130 Yeah. Take the list of acts out there and read them as they come on. That's 317 00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:11,190 you have to do. Dad, I can't do that. Look, Steve, it's for the emergency 318 00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:14,110 I'm not a performer, Dad. I don't even like to get up in front of people. All 319 00:19:14,110 --> 00:19:15,570 right. Don't do this. 320 00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:23,650 Say something. 321 00:19:28,390 --> 00:19:33,030 How do you like to sew shofar? 322 00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:47,110 Uh, yeah, you can give me a hand with this. It's stuck. 323 00:19:51,030 --> 00:19:53,970 Here it is. 324 00:19:56,230 --> 00:19:58,730 Do you think Michael killed Buddy? 325 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,150 Looks that way, doesn't it? 326 00:20:01,970 --> 00:20:03,210 Obviously, you don't. 327 00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:05,150 Uh, no. No, I don't. 328 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:07,770 But I think someone close to him did. 329 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:09,990 Like his widow? 330 00:20:10,890 --> 00:20:12,350 His rich widow? 331 00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:17,260 If all I wanted was the money, I would have divorced the slob 20 years ago. 332 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,580 Well, I guess to wear a bikini. 333 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:23,540 Well, but then if you just divorced him, you'd only get half the money. 334 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:30,060 With the Michael out of the way, you get the whole estate. 335 00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:32,740 I do now. 336 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,980 Just toss this and the rest of the stuff here. 337 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,740 Where were you when Buddy was killed? 338 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,320 None of your business. 339 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:43,500 That's where I was. 340 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:03,300 That was the three little piggies doing my achy bacon heart. 341 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:09,260 Our next act will be appearing nightly at the Gallery Barn Grill. Please 342 00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:11,300 Waldo the Juggler. 343 00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:24,060 Marcy Blake is starting to look like a prime suspect. Keep an eye on her. 344 00:21:24,460 --> 00:21:25,920 Hold down the floor. 345 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,480 I want to talk to you. 346 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,640 They're sitting on their hands out there. I mean, can't those comedy 347 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,340 give me a few jokes? I'm dying out there. 348 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,940 Steve, would you like something cold to drink, maybe? 349 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,360 Yeah, make it a diet soda, lots of ice, please. 350 00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:43,060 Makeup? 351 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,860 I just spoke to you. You must have broken old speed records between San 352 00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:48,860 Francisco and Denver. 353 00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:52,420 No, no, Herb, I don't think that's a good idea. Somebody might see us 354 00:21:54,620 --> 00:21:55,620 Me too. 355 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,600 I know. 356 00:21:59,810 --> 00:22:03,010 Okay, well, meet me in the lobby of the Crown Region Hotel. 357 00:22:04,210 --> 00:22:05,210 Okay, bye. 358 00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:41,650 Yeah, give me the phone. 359 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:46,130 Hey, don't listen. 360 00:22:46,810 --> 00:22:49,650 I need to send some flowers to Buddy Blake's room, all right? 361 00:22:53,070 --> 00:22:54,070 Thank you. 362 00:22:57,630 --> 00:22:59,190 Let's go to our tote board, shall we? 363 00:23:00,430 --> 00:23:05,550 Well, I see we're a little short of our $100 ,000 goal, so please keep those 364 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:06,550 calls coming in. 365 00:23:07,710 --> 00:23:09,450 Our next act is a... 366 00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:14,810 Very talented dancer who's here with her... Snakes. 367 00:23:15,510 --> 00:23:18,110 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Sahar. 368 00:23:25,650 --> 00:23:29,170 One minute. Where's the bathroom? 369 00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:30,430 Down that hall. 370 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,790 You better go back. Why? One of the snakes got away. 371 00:23:36,710 --> 00:23:37,730 I hate snakes. 372 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:52,400 To what? 373 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:53,760 Finally. 374 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,560 Did you bring the rest of the papers? 375 00:24:58,620 --> 00:25:00,720 Yeah, the sooner we get this thing out of the way, the better. 376 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,060 You can use my pen. 377 00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:14,640 Oh, I said, who's got time for that? 378 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,720 Oh, I like it. Very nice. 379 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,400 Yes. 380 00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:23,410 Yes, it's very nice. 381 00:25:36,730 --> 00:25:38,310 Hotel security, you're busted. 382 00:25:38,530 --> 00:25:41,910 Well, I was just sitting here, minding my own business, and this woman came 383 00:25:41,910 --> 00:25:44,730 my room. Happens all the time, so you just relax. Everything's under control. 384 00:25:44,870 --> 00:25:45,890 What about my money? 385 00:25:46,410 --> 00:25:48,410 Evidence. You be quiet. And you. 386 00:25:49,490 --> 00:25:51,830 You keep your nose clean from now on, you hear me? I will. 387 00:25:53,810 --> 00:25:54,810 I will. 388 00:25:55,450 --> 00:25:56,349 Come on. 389 00:25:56,350 --> 00:25:57,930 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 390 00:25:58,430 --> 00:26:00,930 What's the story here? Don't tell me you're hotel security. 391 00:26:01,410 --> 00:26:02,410 Don't worry about who I am. 392 00:26:02,470 --> 00:26:04,470 You want to make this 200 the easy way or what? 393 00:26:06,250 --> 00:26:07,250 Yeah, I'm listening. 394 00:26:07,370 --> 00:26:08,289 All right, come with me. 395 00:26:08,290 --> 00:26:09,290 What are we going to do? 396 00:26:10,010 --> 00:26:12,950 But, Rita, I can get around, but I really love doctors. 397 00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:16,280 And I love that they have this knowledge and all this education. 398 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:20,640 And if I am ever in any kind of trouble, I want a doctor near. 399 00:26:21,620 --> 00:26:23,360 So I moved next to a golf course. 400 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Don't laugh. 401 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:29,620 The other day I keeled over and I asked for a doctor. Two of them came over. 402 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:33,360 One of them says, I think you fainted. I said, I'd like a second opinion. 403 00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:36,500 The other doc says, I think your backswing's too short. 404 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,840 I think it's great. 405 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,220 He always was. 406 00:26:42,730 --> 00:26:45,990 I've heard a rumor that Community General's own Dr. 407 00:26:46,190 --> 00:26:49,670 Sloan has been known to cut loose with some fancy footwork. 408 00:26:49,950 --> 00:26:51,430 Maybe with a little encouragement. 409 00:26:51,950 --> 00:26:53,030 What do you say, Doc? 410 00:26:53,990 --> 00:26:58,090 Ladies and gentlemen, for Community General Hospital's emergency room, Dr. 411 00:26:58,310 --> 00:26:59,310 Mark Sloan. 412 00:27:26,050 --> 00:27:30,650 Surprise came to this telethon that way buddy treated you, but he treated 413 00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:37,250 everyone exactly the same rotten You had an extra reason to kill him 414 00:27:37,250 --> 00:27:41,570 when your wife fell ill and you asked buddy for money Senator, Florida he 415 00:27:41,570 --> 00:27:44,050 you down How'd you know that? 416 00:27:46,950 --> 00:27:50,230 Michael told me He 417 00:27:50,230 --> 00:27:55,290 didn't even come to the funeral 418 00:27:56,190 --> 00:27:59,710 Good thing I'd have killed him. Maybe you didn't have an opportunity until 419 00:27:59,710 --> 00:28:02,170 telethon. I didn't kill him, Doc. 420 00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:06,510 Maybe you wouldn't mind telling me where you were when Buddy was murdered. 421 00:28:08,390 --> 00:28:10,610 Across the street, getting quietly smacked. 422 00:28:16,470 --> 00:28:17,670 Ask the bartender. 423 00:28:19,670 --> 00:28:20,670 I will. 424 00:28:42,380 --> 00:28:43,640 This is the Blake suite. 425 00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:48,040 No, no, no, no. She can't come to the phone now. She's in the shower. 426 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:49,760 She's in the shower. 427 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,520 All right. Get him out of the room. 428 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,100 Oh, yes. Hello. I'm sorry to keep you waiting, sir. 429 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:57,519 This is Mrs. 430 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,300 Steiner, the assistant hotel manager. 431 00:28:59,580 --> 00:29:02,380 And I'm afraid there's been a mix -up in Mrs. Blake's account. 432 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,080 We need verification of her credit card number. 433 00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:07,560 I'm her associate. Can't this wait? 434 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,120 Oh, no, sir. 435 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:13,340 I'm afraid not. Unless this matter is cleared up immediately, another party 436 00:29:13,340 --> 00:29:14,340 be checking into the room. 437 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:16,440 I'll be right there. 438 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,040 He'll be right down. 439 00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:20,900 Good girl. 440 00:29:20,980 --> 00:29:21,980 Hey. 441 00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:23,660 Oh. 442 00:29:24,460 --> 00:29:25,460 Here you go. 443 00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:37,320 Oh, watch where you're going. Sorry, pal. 444 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,800 I forgot your mints. Hey, come back here. 445 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,900 $69 ,405. 446 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,800 Now, there's only seven hours to go, so let's keep those pledges coming. 447 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,860 I have a terrible feeling we'll never raise the $100 ,000. 448 00:30:31,660 --> 00:30:32,660 17 hours. 449 00:30:33,060 --> 00:30:36,760 Has anybody ever talked for 17 hours? See, Mr. Wainwright will never take me 450 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:37,760 seriously again, never. 451 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,180 Tell Monty and Farrah I can't learn their jokes. My eyes won't open. 452 00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:45,740 17 hours into this telethon, we've only raised two -thirds of the money. Two 453 00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:47,260 -thirds. You know, maybe just a little. 454 00:30:48,170 --> 00:30:51,210 Oh, no, no. No, Sloan Jr. No, no. Stay up. Stay up. 455 00:30:52,370 --> 00:30:55,430 Sloan, you have to help me out. I guarantee the board will raise the 456 00:30:55,430 --> 00:30:58,050 guarantee the board, Sloan. I guarantee them. Calm down. 457 00:30:58,250 --> 00:30:59,250 It isn't over yet. 458 00:30:59,590 --> 00:31:00,489 How are you? 459 00:31:00,490 --> 00:31:01,490 Oh, great. 460 00:31:02,030 --> 00:31:03,830 Like I'm swimming through jail. Here. 461 00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:05,730 Finish. 462 00:31:05,810 --> 00:31:06,810 Where are Monty and Sarah? 463 00:31:07,070 --> 00:31:09,030 They're in their dressing room rehearsing their old act. 464 00:31:09,230 --> 00:31:09,769 All right. 465 00:31:09,770 --> 00:31:10,890 Okay, let's go. Let's go. 466 00:31:11,230 --> 00:31:12,230 Back to the stage. 467 00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:14,730 Right this way. Let's bring this home. Where am I? Right here. 468 00:31:14,950 --> 00:31:15,950 Stage, right this way. 469 00:31:18,890 --> 00:31:22,870 When I first met Sarah, I asked if I could see her home, so she gave me a 470 00:31:22,870 --> 00:31:25,690 picture. When we first got married, it was great. 471 00:31:26,150 --> 00:31:29,530 Then, as we were walking back down the aisle... I said to Sarah, what would you 472 00:31:29,530 --> 00:31:32,410 like for a wedding gift? And she said, separate honeymoons. 473 00:31:32,830 --> 00:31:35,190 I always say, love is mind over matter. 474 00:31:35,470 --> 00:31:37,810 That's right. She doesn't mind, and I don't matter. 475 00:31:40,310 --> 00:31:43,790 Oh, hiya, Doc Sloan. Hey, don't stop. I love the routine. 476 00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:46,230 So do the troops at Valley Forge. 477 00:31:46,830 --> 00:31:48,290 We're not that old, darling. 478 00:31:48,830 --> 00:31:49,830 It was Gettysburg. 479 00:31:51,090 --> 00:31:52,610 Is there something we can do for you? 480 00:31:53,070 --> 00:31:55,070 I wanted to ask you a couple of questions. 481 00:31:55,490 --> 00:31:56,870 Oh, do we win a prize? 482 00:31:57,310 --> 00:31:59,830 No, but maybe we find out who killed Buddy. 483 00:32:01,390 --> 00:32:02,590 Michael killed Buddy. 484 00:32:03,030 --> 00:32:04,030 Poor kid. 485 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:07,130 You know, I don't think so, really. Not Michael. 486 00:32:07,610 --> 00:32:09,770 But somebody who hated him did. 487 00:32:11,090 --> 00:32:13,870 And you two both had good reason to hate Buddy Blake. 488 00:32:14,790 --> 00:32:16,710 Mr. Warmth, Mr. Personality. 489 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,720 I mean the Buddy Blake who ruined your marriage. 490 00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:24,620 Let's take a break, Monty. 491 00:32:28,140 --> 00:32:30,120 You're right. I did have an affair with Buddy. 492 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,560 Years ago when we were working with him. 493 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,280 It didn't last long. 494 00:32:34,980 --> 00:32:36,740 None of Buddy's affairs ever did. 495 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,940 It was the biggest mistake I ever made in my life. 496 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,260 Well, Sarah, from what I hear, you took that affair pretty seriously. 497 00:32:44,780 --> 00:32:47,340 And when Buddy broke it off so abruptly, you were very upset. 498 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:50,680 I thought he loved me because he called me honey. 499 00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:52,660 Turned out he couldn't remember my name. 500 00:32:56,700 --> 00:32:58,880 Monty, is it true at that time you threatened to kill him? 501 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:03,480 Sure, but I didn't have to. He was dying every Wednesday night in front of 30 502 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:04,580 million people on television. 503 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,160 But you took the breakup of your marriage pretty hard, didn't you? 504 00:33:09,580 --> 00:33:10,580 Oh, wouldn't you? 505 00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:13,060 About half to six weeks in a rubber room. 506 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:17,940 No, no, I got over it, Doc. 507 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:21,240 And here we are again, for the first time. 508 00:33:21,740 --> 00:33:23,760 That's great. I'm happy for both of you. 509 00:33:25,460 --> 00:33:27,620 Oh, one last thing. 510 00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:30,320 When Buddy was murdered, where were the both of you? 511 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:31,920 Is it the trick question? 512 00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:34,500 No, not really. I just wondered where you were. 513 00:33:36,820 --> 00:33:37,820 Together. 514 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,820 I've been in the same room at the same time. 515 00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,160 Oh. 516 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:44,840 Well, I mean... 517 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:50,200 You had finished writing Buddy's material, and nobody saw you backstage, 518 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,380 was just wondering what you were doing. 519 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:57,780 Making whoopee! 520 00:34:00,180 --> 00:34:01,180 Oh. 521 00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:02,940 Sorry. 522 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,380 Congratulations to the both of you. 523 00:34:13,610 --> 00:34:14,610 Jack, where have you been? 524 00:34:15,090 --> 00:34:16,429 I think I know who killed Buddy Blake. 525 00:34:17,170 --> 00:34:18,350 I got the proof right here. 526 00:34:33,409 --> 00:34:36,650 Well, one more hour to go. 527 00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:40,489 One more hour. 528 00:34:45,770 --> 00:34:47,250 Let's go check the tote board, shall we? 529 00:34:48,730 --> 00:34:49,730 Oh. 530 00:34:51,270 --> 00:34:52,429 Isn't that nice? 531 00:34:53,250 --> 00:34:57,510 Let's put it over the top, shall we? For the emergency room. 532 00:34:58,170 --> 00:35:00,570 I love the emergency room. 533 00:35:01,630 --> 00:35:03,930 They have beds there. 534 00:35:05,030 --> 00:35:06,030 Nice. 535 00:35:06,510 --> 00:35:07,510 Soft. 536 00:35:08,450 --> 00:35:09,470 Warm beds. 537 00:35:11,910 --> 00:35:12,910 Blankets. 538 00:35:14,490 --> 00:35:15,490 Pillows. 539 00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:27,320 Our next guest is Carlotta, who is going to yodel for us. 540 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:34,080 What do you know? 541 00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:38,140 After all Buddy's insults, he gave Marcy power of attorney. 542 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:43,080 She didn't waste any time transferring his money into her bank, or changing the 543 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,020 ownership on the rest of their home. Now look at these. 544 00:35:45,380 --> 00:35:48,140 The changes are dated last week. 545 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,980 Add that to Mr. Loverboy, and you get... Survival. 546 00:35:52,380 --> 00:35:55,260 Now, I don't know who you two think you are, but I've got a good mind to call a 547 00:35:55,260 --> 00:35:59,240 cop. Well, you know, then you'd have to explain how all of Buddy's bank accounts 548 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:02,380 very suddenly became yours, and as lately as last week. 549 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,680 Maybe I can explain, if you'll allow me. 550 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,160 I'm Herb Morton, Buddy's business manager. 551 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,660 Man, that's not all you manage, pal. 552 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,200 It's true. 553 00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:14,740 Marcy and I love one another, which is why I couldn't stand by and watch what 554 00:36:14,740 --> 00:36:15,740 Buddy was doing to her. 555 00:36:16,580 --> 00:36:17,860 So what? You killed him. 556 00:36:19,060 --> 00:36:21,900 Hardly. Look, everybody knows Buddy was a horrible person. 557 00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:25,080 But what you probably don't know is that he was also... He was also a two 558 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,760 -timing philanderer and gambler. 559 00:36:27,660 --> 00:36:28,660 It's true. 560 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,300 Every month I'd see large sums of money paid out to one young woman or another 561 00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:34,000 to cover his markers in Las Vegas. 562 00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:38,620 I was... That is, we were merely protecting what was left. 563 00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:41,960 All I'm hearing is a stronger motive for murder. 564 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,760 Unless you can tell us where you were around the time Buddy was killed. 565 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,660 I was backstage on the phone with Herb. 566 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,740 Actually, we were on a conference call with an associate at my office. 567 00:36:56,980 --> 00:36:59,240 We were talking about the information in those faxes. 568 00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,900 The call was timed and dated. 569 00:37:03,740 --> 00:37:04,900 If you'd care to check. 570 00:37:06,780 --> 00:37:07,780 Any other questions? 571 00:37:08,340 --> 00:37:12,500 Doc? Uh, no, I don't think so. 572 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,780 Unless you want to make a contribution to the telephone. 573 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:17,740 I'll excuse us. 574 00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:20,270 Guess not. 575 00:37:27,410 --> 00:37:30,650 I'm sorry, Mark. I... I thought we had to kill her. 576 00:37:30,910 --> 00:37:32,170 That's okay. So did I. 577 00:37:33,070 --> 00:37:34,110 So what does that mean? 578 00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:35,710 Marcy's got an alibi. 579 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:39,110 Hank was across the street at the bar having a drink, which I checked. 580 00:37:39,570 --> 00:37:41,150 And Sarah and Monty were together. 581 00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:44,010 Who's the leader? 582 00:37:45,910 --> 00:37:46,910 Leader you know who? 583 00:37:47,530 --> 00:37:48,530 Michael. 584 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:53,520 You know, not necessarily, though, because Monty and Sarah only have each 585 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,980 as alibis. 586 00:37:58,820 --> 00:38:02,260 Joe, can you play the tape from just a few minutes before Buddy comes out 587 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:04,120 Look, I'm not quite sure what we're looking for here. 588 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:05,900 Okay, hold it right there. 589 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:12,600 Now, there's Monty sitting at the celebrity phone bank. Clock says 12 .15. 590 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:13,700 go ahead. 591 00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:15,700 All right, stop. 592 00:38:16,540 --> 00:38:17,540 Now, look. 593 00:38:18,150 --> 00:38:21,130 Monty's gone, and the clock reads 12 .18. 594 00:38:23,070 --> 00:38:25,390 Can you fast -forward now to when he comes back? 595 00:38:28,050 --> 00:38:33,370 All right, now Monty's back at the phone bank, and the clock says 12 .30. 596 00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:35,810 So where'd he go for the 12 minutes? 597 00:38:36,930 --> 00:38:37,930 I don't know. 598 00:38:39,090 --> 00:38:43,870 Wait a minute, didn't you tell me that Sarah said Monty was with her backstage? 599 00:38:44,550 --> 00:38:45,550 Maybe. 600 00:38:46,299 --> 00:38:48,920 Joe, could we see this from a different angle, right from the top? 601 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,600 Okay, freeze it right there. 602 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:57,060 Can you enlarge that any? 603 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:00,500 Yeah, see? 604 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,200 Now there's Sarah and the clock. 605 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:03,840 What does that say? 606 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:06,060 12, 12 .18. 607 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,320 Okay, okay, keep going, Joe. 608 00:39:12,580 --> 00:39:13,580 12 .30. 609 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,040 Sarah's still there. No sign of Monty. 610 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:19,340 So she lied about Monty being with her. 611 00:39:21,140 --> 00:39:25,200 But come on, Mark. It doesn't mean that that Monty murdered Buddy. 612 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,460 Joe, can I see that angle of Monty again? 613 00:39:34,380 --> 00:39:36,020 Can you enlarge that any? I can't. 614 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000 Yeah. 615 00:39:39,380 --> 00:39:43,000 All right. Now, on the same screen, can you show me this picture of Monty from 616 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,000 before? 617 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,480 There. 618 00:39:48,340 --> 00:39:50,640 Oh, this is very interesting. 619 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:53,940 Now I think we have something. 620 00:40:01,060 --> 00:40:02,060 Steve. 621 00:40:03,140 --> 00:40:04,420 Steve. Hey. 622 00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:05,900 You all right? 623 00:40:34,190 --> 00:40:35,190 What's going on? 624 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,160 Plasma with cream and sugar. 625 00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:40,440 It's only going to take a minute. 626 00:40:40,660 --> 00:40:43,440 I thought you'd like to be here when I expose Buddy Blake's killer. 627 00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,660 Well, this better be good, Doc. 628 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,200 I've been up for about 36 hours. I'm beat. 629 00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:51,780 It's not going to take long. I just have a tape I want you to see here. 630 00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:56,220 Oh, and Sarah, I want to tell you I know that you lied about being backstage 631 00:40:56,220 --> 00:40:57,220 with Monty. 632 00:40:57,260 --> 00:40:58,340 You never left the set. 633 00:40:58,660 --> 00:40:59,660 We have it on tape. 634 00:41:00,380 --> 00:41:01,720 So? This is ridiculous. 635 00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:03,020 Come on, Sarah. No, wait a minute. 636 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,340 That's not what I want to show you. 637 00:41:05,410 --> 00:41:08,770 You know, in reviewing these tapes, there's one thing that caught my 638 00:41:08,910 --> 00:41:11,130 and that was your hair, Monty. 639 00:41:11,650 --> 00:41:13,750 And that's how I know you're the one that killed Buddy Blake. 640 00:41:14,730 --> 00:41:18,110 What is this, a joke? What's the punchline? Take a look here. We edited 641 00:41:18,110 --> 00:41:19,110 tapes. 642 00:41:19,790 --> 00:41:24,250 Now, if you look closely, at the beginning of the telethon, Monty's hair 643 00:41:24,250 --> 00:41:25,250 rather short. 644 00:41:25,870 --> 00:41:30,790 Now, after Buddy was killed, you notice Monty's hair hangs over his ears. 645 00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:36,020 Now, I had to ask myself the question, how much hair can a person grow in 30 646 00:41:36,020 --> 00:41:37,020 minutes? 647 00:41:37,940 --> 00:41:39,560 All right, you got me. How much? 648 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,680 The answer is it wasn't your hair. 649 00:41:43,980 --> 00:41:48,780 When you and Buddy struggled in the dressing room and you stabbed him, your 650 00:41:48,780 --> 00:41:52,080 toupee must have fallen off. And in your rush to get out of there, you grabbed 651 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:56,340 Buddy's by mistake, which is longer than yours. 652 00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:57,780 That's crazy. 653 00:41:57,820 --> 00:41:59,660 My toupee fits perfectly. 654 00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:02,070 Well, of course it does, because you have a spare toupee. 655 00:42:02,290 --> 00:42:05,990 Because as soon as you could, you took off Buddy's toupee and put on your own. 656 00:42:06,670 --> 00:42:07,670 This one. 657 00:42:09,190 --> 00:42:10,790 You can't prove any of this. 658 00:42:13,610 --> 00:42:17,470 When Buddy staggered on stage, I thought he was coming toward me. 659 00:42:17,890 --> 00:42:22,410 But actually, he was going toward you, clutching this hairpiece, your toupee. 660 00:42:23,130 --> 00:42:25,790 This is the hairpiece that Buddy was carrying on stage. 661 00:42:26,230 --> 00:42:27,230 Your toupee. 662 00:42:27,690 --> 00:42:28,910 And it has... 663 00:42:29,450 --> 00:42:34,970 The same code number assigned by the wig maker to identify a specific client, in 664 00:42:34,970 --> 00:42:36,210 this case, you. 665 00:42:42,110 --> 00:42:43,490 Monty, I'm so sorry. 666 00:42:47,610 --> 00:42:49,450 You were afraid he did it, weren't you? 667 00:42:49,670 --> 00:42:50,790 That's why you lied for him. 668 00:42:55,130 --> 00:42:58,590 He was such a mean, cruel creep. I hated him for what he took from me. 669 00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:00,950 My career, my dignity. 670 00:43:04,030 --> 00:43:05,510 Most of all because of you. 671 00:43:07,030 --> 00:43:08,790 He never had me, Monty. 672 00:43:09,550 --> 00:43:15,350 He had a simple, naive girl who came to her senses too late and has regretted it 673 00:43:15,350 --> 00:43:16,350 ever since. 674 00:43:17,330 --> 00:43:18,410 Sure look like you. 675 00:43:27,630 --> 00:43:28,630 Let's go, Monty. 676 00:43:29,790 --> 00:43:31,750 What? I'm placing you under arrest. 677 00:43:33,170 --> 00:43:35,730 I'm being arrested by an emcee? What is this, Hollywood? 678 00:43:36,330 --> 00:43:38,790 Steve is a detective with the police force, Monty. 679 00:43:40,870 --> 00:43:41,870 Come on. 680 00:43:43,090 --> 00:43:44,090 Monty? 681 00:43:45,550 --> 00:43:47,130 This time I'm going to stick around. 682 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:06,160 And after college, I got a job working for a textile manufacturer. 683 00:44:06,980 --> 00:44:10,200 Cotton does your body good. Just don't ask the sheep. 684 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:13,280 Well, 685 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:15,300 I don't know where everybody is. 686 00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,880 But we have ten minutes to go, and we haven't reached our goal yet. 687 00:44:20,020 --> 00:44:25,520 So then I... Hello, Steve. Somebody help me. 688 00:44:36,650 --> 00:44:37,870 And just get happy. 689 00:44:40,330 --> 00:44:45,670 You better chase all your cares away. 690 00:44:49,230 --> 00:44:51,470 Sing hallelujah. 691 00:44:52,330 --> 00:44:54,590 Come on, get happy. 692 00:44:58,190 --> 00:45:00,770 Get ready for the happy day. 693 00:45:01,130 --> 00:45:03,210 The fun is starting. Come on. 694 00:45:04,940 --> 00:45:07,000 The Lord is waiting to take your hand. 695 00:45:07,340 --> 00:45:08,380 Sound hallelujah. 696 00:45:08,620 --> 00:45:09,980 Come on, get happy. 697 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,000 We're going to the promised land. 698 00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:20,560 We're heading across the river. Wash the sins away in the tide. And it's 699 00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:25,140 oh so peaceful on the other side. 700 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,120 We're heading. 701 00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:32,440 I don't have school today. 702 00:45:33,180 --> 00:45:34,320 Thank you, son. 703 00:45:37,580 --> 00:45:40,120 We did it, Sloan. You had a phone call from Jerry Lewis. 704 00:45:40,820 --> 00:45:41,820 Take a message. 705 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:01,880 Viagra.